Wine has a special way of bringing us together and sparking conversation.
It’s more than just a drink with dinner.
Wine gets people talking at book clubs, keeps girls’ nights going, and turns cooking into a fun adventure.
Here are some funny wine quotes, perfect for birthday cards or happy hour, inspired by famous wine lovers like Ernest Hemingway and Elizabeth Taylor.
Wine Birthday Quotes With Wisdom
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- Home is where the wine is.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- A meal without wine is called breakfast.
- You look like I need wine.
- I only drink wine on days that end with a “y.”
- What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.
- Keep calm and pour on.
- Wine is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.
- Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance of wine.
- As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.
- Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
- Trust me, you can dance. – Wine
- Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
- I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it. – Winston Churchill
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
- Wine—because no great story ever started with a salad.
Wine Birthday Quotes To Drink To
- Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson
- My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. – Ernest Hemingway
- Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. – Elizabeth Taylor
- Age is just a number. It’s irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
- What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
- I drink and I know things. –Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
- I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway
- Taverns are universal places, like churches, hallowed meeting places of all mankind. – Iris Murdoch
- It’s time to wine down. – Unknown
- Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you. – William Shakespeare
- To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
Wine Sayings For Raising A Glass
- There’s a Riesling for everything.
- Wine a little and you’ll feel better.
- Happiness is a well-stocked wine cabinet and a closet full of shoes.
- You only live once—so drink great wine.
- Smile, there’s wine.
- Why limit happiness to an hour?
- Happy hour is the best hour.
- Bring on the bubbly.
- Twinkle twinkle little star. Point us to the nearest bar.
- It’s beginning to look a lot like wine o’clock.
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Cheers to pour decisions.
- Working 9 to wine.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Partners in wine.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Love the wine you’re with!
- I’m winning with the best.
- It’s just another Malbec Monday.
Wine Birthday Quotes We Can All Relate To
- Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde
- Peace, love, and happy hour. – Unknown
- A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. – Louis Pasteur
- Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle. – Unknown
- A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. – W.C. Fields
- There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. – Bette Davis
- A bottle of wine was good company. – Ernest Hemingway
- I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway
- Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.
- What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
Birthday Wine Quotes For Special Occasions
- Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. – Ernest Hemingway
- Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne. – Paul Claudel
- I love everything old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine. – Oliver Goldsmith
- And wine can of their wits the wise beguile, make the sage frolic, and the serious smile. – Alexander Pope
- If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul. – Clifton Fadiman
- Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. – André Simon
- Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art. – Robert Mondavi
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine. – Unknown
Wrap -Up
Wine brings people together and sparks conversations, making it more than just a drink.
It’s a fun addition to book clubs, girls’ nights, and cooking sessions.
From funny quotes to wise sayings, many famous people have shared their love for wine.
Wine turns ordinary moments into special ones and adds joy to gatherings.
Enjoy the humor and wisdom of wine, and remember that every glass is a reason to celebrate. Cheers!
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